Knock, knock, who’s there.
I just realized that may make no sense to some of you unless there are knock-knock jokes in other countries. I have lived in Mexico, Peru, and Canada, and I do not remember hearing any knock-knock jokes there. So tell me, Oh Friends In Foreign Lands, does “knock knock, who’s there?” mean anything to you, or did you just imagine I was rambling on in my usual demented fashion? Somebody tell me pleeeez. TELL ME YELLOWCRAYON I KNOW YOU HAVE LIVED EVERYWHERE.
Red door in the Netherlands Pieter Musterd on flickr