Doesn’t this girl look all chic and sophisticated, whizzing around London in her perfectly tailored red wool coat and matching shoes? I would look nothing like that riding a bicycle in London, because I would be wearing a natty old sweatshirt and blue jeans and sneakers and my jeans would get tangled up in the bicycle chain (don’t think this hasn’t happened to me before because it has and it was SO EMBARRASSING) and THEN one of those double-decker buses would run over me.
So. When I am in London I shall travel by Knight Bus.
Kevin Meredith on beautyineverything.com