Silver and gold and a kick-ass high heeled shoe. Very glamorous. Now if I ever wore shoes like this, I would fall as soon as I attempted to walk and sprawl out on the ground like a spider while all those pearls rattled onto the floor, broke apart, and rolled around. Which would cause other high-heeled ladies to fall, and break their legs, and everybody would get mad at me and they would throw me out of the restaurant. Or whatever imaginary place we’re in right now. (other than my mind.) This is why I do not wear heels.
   Original photo from Alys Geertsen on flickr

   Silver and gold and a kick-ass high heeled shoe. Very glamorous. Now if I ever wore shoes like this, I would fall as soon as I attempted to walk and sprawl out on the ground like a spider while all those pearls rattled onto the floor, broke apart, and rolled around. Which would cause other high-heeled ladies to fall, and break their legs, and everybody would get mad at me and they would throw me out of the restaurant. Or whatever imaginary place we’re in right now. (other than my mind.) This is why I do not wear heels.

   Original photo from Alys Geertsen on flickr

3 years ago